Bad gay jokes

What is a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet! This joke may contain profanity. 🤔. A homophobic guy walks into a bar and immediately orders 3 double shots of whiskey. Bartender: "Wow, that's a hefty order." Guy: "Yeah, I just got terrible news that my brother has turned gay ". Life's too short to be serious!

Dive into our selection of LGBTQ jokes that are as diverse as they are delightful. LGBT is still a popular term used to discuss gender and sexual minorities, but all GSRM are welcome beyond lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people who consent to participate in a safe space. Here are some examples of times our favourite TV shows failed to accurately represent queer people, and/or chose to belittle the community in the name of "comedy".

1. That time Kurt politely. 75 Bad Jokes That Are So Dumb, They’re Actually Hilarious What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop. But sort of painfully true. That bit about Ikea smarts just a little, given our recent assemblages. The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and admonishments to heterosexuals. My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals.

Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? Equal rights for gays.

Here are some examples

Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children. Bernards and to nail biters. Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

Somerset Maugham. My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still have a next step. It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

Three stone lab grown diamond rings are perfect for their something classy! For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything. You can supply the last names to the following list: a Bernadette b Chita c Barbra. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of a Your grandma b Your face lift c John Wayne Bobbit. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand By Your Man.

You have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.